Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Wednesday Laughs...

I sometimes don’t know if I just have the most random life or everyone has this many hilarious things happen to them in an average day.
One of my girlfriends out of the blue just texted me,
“I have a question when you pee do you wipe up or down because I wipe up”
I didn’t realize I got the text…
“What about the pee thing?”
Me, “I wipe up too but when I went to the doctors she saw a sign of a UTI so now I’m trying to wipe down.”

"So really I have been wiping my vjay wrong for 25-years?"

Me, "Yes, we all have. WTF. Our moms taught us wrong and it's a hard habit to break."

"It is. I can't do it. It got brought up at work and then I went into the bathroom to practice and it felt weird."
Email from my sister today…
“The scenario was this…..5:45 this morning I was frantically trying to pack a lunch because I was later then I wanted to be. I saw the bread I made for camping last weekend and thought it would taste GLORIOUS with the fresh apple butter I bought at the farmers market in PA. Fast forward to today at 1:45 when I went to eat my lunch and realized all the bread was moldy. But I ate most of it. I am going to BARF!!!! I really went into the bathroom and dry heaved and then the cleaning lady was in there rinsing out her dentures. So I felt even more sick. “
Does this shit happen to everyone?
Sometimes I think my life would make a very interesting reality T.V. show.
Happy Wednesday all.
Can’t wait to post some bump pics this weekend!! Because yes, the bump is happening! Along with the gas, good thing I sit by the men’s room at work. All these farts can be easily disguised. And don’t worry I turned on my fan, I would never torture innocent bystanders.
These girls keep me laughing.

7 comments:

Georgina Castellucci said...

This post made me laugh endlessly! I hope you feel better :-/

tiff@thecoffeehouse said...

oh my gosh. I'm sorry I am laughing ... but you with the moldy bread is just killing me. and it sounds like it almost killed you. one time my sister (speaking of sisters) ate an entire jar of okra and then took a bite of one of the very last ones and it had worms in it! Who knows how many little worms she ate. And now I'm gonna go barf ...

Brittany said...

You are so funny! I haven't had "pregnancy gas"...but I guess double the babies, double the farts right?! Haha. At least you have a good excuse. Can't WAIT to see bump pics!!

laura said...

Awww look at Travis in that picture. That was Halloween day 2010.

Faith said...

You absolutely kill me!! I really have no words, lol.

I'm so excited for the bump pics!!

Kasey Lynne said...

Hahahaha the wipe up or down thing is HILARIOUS!!!

Can't wait to see your bump pictures!

Faith said...

stop being MIA and get on this here blog and BLOG!